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David Feherty - Ex Pro Golfer and TV Commentator - Favorite Quotes
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon." "I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife." Tommy Gainey's grip - "They look like two lobsters trying to mate." "They don't do comedy at the Masters. The Masters, for me, is like holding onto a really big collection of gas for a week. It's like having my buttocks surgically clenched at Augusta General Hospital on Wednesday, and surgically unclenched on Monday on the way to Hilton Head." Jim Furyk's swing - "It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree." "He's (Luke Donald) a bloody walking ATM. I slid my AmEx between the cheeks of his ass and out popped $500." "in Scotland you get 8 months of bad weather, and then 4 months of winter." (Thanks John V) AND, THE EXTRA ONE DESCRIBING V.J. SINGH'S PRODIGUOUS PRACTICE REGIME: " VJ HITS MORE BALLS THAN ELTON JOHN'S CHIN" |
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