Funny Golf Quotes - David Feherty is Nuts!
CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER
He said one day, "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."
Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique,colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is
on his mind ... (probably always on time delay these days).
"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the
strongest muscle in his body."
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped
" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week.
He is attending the birth of his next wife."
Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime -
"VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin." (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.)
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day.
The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasinga balloon near the edge of a cliff."
"That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".
Forward this to any golfers with a sense of humor.
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